Drinkalongathon 2016

Yes. I'm still doing it. Even though none of you bastards ever drinkalong. Bastards. Have I mentioned that I think you're bastards for not joining in? Yes? OK. Best mention it again then - you're bastards for not joining in.

Drinkalongathon will return tomorrow. Crappier, more superficial and much, much more rushed than previous years. Should be a classic.

Not that that's going to stop me. "You always do what you want to anyway, Ronald. Why do you bother asking me?" Dolores is a big fan.

You know the score: Islay whisky, fried things, string and, most importantly, eggs. Soft-boiled, hard-boiled, raw. Eggs are the key. Remember that.