Friday, 5 March 2010
Dolores has encouraged my philanthropy: "Ronald, if you don't move those stupid books I'll throw them in the bin." "Share your erudition with world" that's what she meant, wasn't it?
I'm going to make you an offer. One you could refuse. If you were crazy. Because it's hugely to your financial advantage. While stocks last. I'll be doing a book for a beer at the ZBF.
Just say the codeword "Can I buy you a beer, Ron?"and one of my shiny, numbered, limited-edition books will be yours. After I've got the beer in my hand. I'm not stupid. Just crazy.