Announcement

I'm going to make an announcement. An important announcement. It will change your lives.

Tomorrow. I'll make the announcement tomorrow. Note it in your diary now. In big red letters:

!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!

It's day you'll literally never forget. Tomorrow. Unless you have some nasty brain disease. In which case you probably don't even realise this is the internet. THIS IS THE INTERNET. Shouting doesn't really help, does it?

Important announcement tomorrow. (Did you see that, Andrew? You have to get it finished now, otherwise you'll make dad look like a twat.)