I have to share this with you. One of the Homebrew Twats I was arguing with about Kölsch came up with a great response:
"In addition, you obviously don’t know who Eric Warner is. Educate yourself."
That is so funny. I need to read an American homebrewing book to learn about German beer.
He was deadly serious. Laugh or despair? I'm still trying to work it out. I may need professional help.
If you're interested (and why should you be? Listening to other people's arguments is as entertaining as watching them eat soup. No, not that much fun. Like watching them have their hair cut. No, worse than that. Like watching them have a Spanish lesson.) , you can see the discussion here: