Double figures already!*
I'm delighted with sales so far, qua collectable value. And the five copies I've bought and inscribed:
"This is the personal copy of the author."
Or was that ten?
Tea is almost ready. I need to sign out.
It's a weird book, none of my usual dazzling wit and repartee**. Just photos - of varying legibility - of brewing logs.
Here's a crazy bonus - the first to ask me to sign a copy of Yule Logs!!*** will get an exclusive Barclay Perkins mug - for free!!.
Buy my weirdly pointless book! I'll get back to you later with a reason why.
* Remember I work in binary.
** F_ck off, you red-nosed c_nt.
*** In person, with a copy of the book for me to sign.
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