I'm dreading Christmas. Now the kids are both of drinking age, we'll need an ocean of booze to tide us over the holidays. How can I possibly afford it?
The money has to come from somewhere. My books are the answer.
Every book you buy will get Andrew a slab of Amstel or Alexei a bottle of bargain vodka. Just imagine their happy, smiling faces on Christmas morning - after they've knocked it all back. Every book you buy will get a kid through one day of the holidays - and remember there are twelve days of Christmas.
Make a boy happy. Buy my books!
Finally a decent advent calendar - *Back when I were a lad we had an advent calendar*. We used the same one each year, it was made of layers of card with numbered doors on the front about th...
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