Thursday 19 December 2013

you're sober, dad

"Lexie - Have you noticed anything different about me?"

"You're fatter,
You're older,
You're lazier,
and you're sober, dad."

"I take that last one as an insult. And a lie. I can barely stand, you bastard. Call that sober? I'll let you off on the other points."

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