I've a new book out. Full of that recipey stuff the young 'uns like. But with enough of the talky explainey stuff to interest twats as old as me.
Did I mention Andrew is going to university?
"We don't want to lumber him with a big debt."
"Don't we, Dolores? Rather that that us become paupers."
"What about his future?"
"I'll be dead for most of that. What do I care?"
On that caring note, I'll remind you that you can help my future be slightly less bleak by investing in my dead good book.
Think of the children.
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