Saturday, 19 November 2016

Caption competition

With some sort of book as prize. Maybe my new attempt at literary coherence, depending on how far I've got with it. Just the chapter introductions and a couple of hundred recipes so far.

But that's beside the point. Come up with a witty enough caption to the photo below and I may even send you one of my expensive books of your choice*.

What could these two gentlemen be saying to each other?






* I'll need to spray my screen with beer in mirth for you to get Numbers! Guffaws will suffice for the others.



13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Can you believe it? He said, 'Green King IPA doesn't follow BJCP guidelines'".

Anonymous said...

I say, is that porter a mix of three ales?

m.lawrenson said...

"I say, old boy. Is this the pub where one picks up the Rough Trade?"

"Three quid guv. Middle cubicle in the gents in ten minutes."

Dave Shaw said...

You see, with a pint of bitter , you can only wear your headgear, in your case a rather old and thread bear flat cap, straight and level. But, with a glass of claret you can confidently wear a Bowler at the most jaunty of angles.

Jeff Renner said...

What is the shiny black thing the guy with the derby has his hand on?

Hilton Meyer said...

Stop wining

Jeremy Drew said...

'As soon as Ronnie Barker turns up, we can get this sketch started...'

Marquis said...

You ought to try the mild,it is from Home Ales and very good.

Lee said...

Dun't matter 'ow many pints you buy us!
I still dun't know this Ron bugger you are banging on about!

Mick said...

"OK Guv. So you want me to doctor the brewing records so if anybody looks at them they will be on a wild goose chase and not have a bloody clue what we really used"

yeastismybitch.com said...

"so you reckon that swapping from wine to beer might stop my hat from floating off like this?"

Anonymous said...

No my name is'nt Dolores and I don't want to taste your bloody beer.

Korev said...

Man in cloth cap -'Well Gov its like this - your attempt at a tash for Movember is crap'