Decoction! epub

Pushing books. I feel obliged to do it. If I didn't bother who would read my wonderful words. Not the kids. Much as I force their heads towards the screen, the little bastards refuse to read. I blame the schools. Or the internet. Or television. Must be one of that lot.

This is a version that was automatically generated by Lulu. Seems a shame not to tart it. I know you young people like ebooks. This is the epub version. I've no idea what that means. But that won't prevent me trying to persuade you to purchase it.

Buy this (e)book! please. My slogan well is dry.