What a great title for a book. I'm surprised no-one's used it before.
War! Peace! Two books that so enraptured the public, they sold literally one or two copies. Now these two blockbuster books are busting out of the blocks full of bluster: in a single edition!
Printed on the highest quality toilet paper, this book will last for seconds, possibly even minutes. Unless you open or attempt read it. (The publisher bears no responsibility for fading caused by sunlight, open fires, casual glances, candlelight or any other form of illumination, natural or artificial.)
Buy now! (Before they disintegrate in the warehouse.)