Retired

I'm so enjoying being retired. I just wish I'd done it twenty years earlier. Or thirty.

What are the upsides?

1. I don't have to go to work.
2. I have 365 days of holiday a year (366 in leap years). 
3. I don't have an idiot boss.
4. I can spend the afternoon down the pub. 
5. No more emails to answer. 
6. I can get up at whatever time I like.
7. I don't have to go to work.
8. I can spend my time as I choose. 
9. I don't have to interact with idiot colleagues.
10. No more pointless meetings.
11. I don't have to go to work. 

 What are the downsides?

 None that I can think of.

I can thoroughly recommend retirement. The earlier you take it, the better.