IPA is incredibly popular. But what is IPA? After much thought, I think I've cracked. It might be a bit too prescriptive so I may have to loosen it up a little.
|OG||1001-1200º||piss weak to falling over|
|FG||990-1199º||watered-down water to tar|
|ABV||0%-25%||waste of time to where's the toilet?|
|apparent attenuation||0.1%-99.9%||empty nest to fully tanked|
|acidity||3 pH and up||battery acid and up|
|IBU||0 - 350||nothing to tongue-scorching|
|colour||0 - 250 SRM||pissy straw to obsidian black|
|Appearance||mountain stream to Mississippi mud|
|additional ingredients||any grain, malted or unmalted|
What do you think? Too tight?