Sunday, 31 August 2025

Sydney brewery crawl

I rise at 11:15 AM. Feeling a bit groggy. I'm feeling the effect of that Murphy's XXX.

I make myself a nice cup of English breakfast tea. I’ve made sure to look inside every kettle before filling. Some weirdos shit in hotel kettles. I kid you not. I’ve seen it on the internet.

Andrew surfaces at around 2 PM. Just about in time for us to head over to meet Peter at Chuck & Son. Good news is that public transport is free today. Something to do with some strikes.

We get the train at Town Hall and ride a few stops to Sydenham. From which it's a bit of a walk. Some of it uphill, which I love. And it's raining. Even better.

The bar counter at Chuck and Son's. In front of the bar are four high chairs. Behind it are copper brewing vessels.

We roll up at 3:15 PM and Peter is waiting for us. IPA for me, Pilsner for Andrew. Only schooner size, mind.

The Murphy’s XXX got to Peter, too.

"I'm really feeling my age." He says.

“Me, too.” Oh, to be eighteen again. Or 28. To be honest, I’d be happy enough with 58. 

“It was that last pint. It’s always the last pint that gets you.”

“Very true.”

It’s pretty typical brewery taproom. Large, spartan with an industrial edge. With plenty of open floorspace. Presumably for vertical drinking. Which is pretty typical of Aussie boozers.

The brewery is the latest project of Chuck Hahn, legendary Australian brewer. In collaboration with his son, obviously.

Peter recommends the Superdelic Stout. Which is, indeed, quite nice. Though maybe not quite superdelic. Rather disappointingly, it’s just named after a new variety of New Zealand hops.

We chat about brewing records. Fascinating stuff, I know. Peter is one of the few people in the world I can have these discussions with. I'm not going to miss the opportunity. For once, I’m not going to bore you with the details.

After a couple of beers, we get ourselves burgers. Which are pretty good, if a bit leaky.

A cheeseburger on a stainless steel plate.

Then it's time to move on. To Village. We catch an Uber. Bumping into Matthew just before it comes. It's just getting dark when we arrive at the brewery

Village houses the Wildflower brewery, but the taproom is run in conjunction with another brewer, Mountain Culture. Who are based in Katoomba in the Blue Mountains.

It's a bit gloomy inside. And chilly. A wood stove attempts forlornly to provide some heat. A fire that would struggle to warm up a caravan, let alone this barn of a space.

Me and Peter order a hand-pumped Dark Mild. Andrew a Czech Pale Lager. It takes ages to pull the Mild. And all a waste of time, as it's undrinkable. We get a Czech Dark Lager instead. Which is pretty good.

Inside the Village taproom. Along either wall are piled wooden casks. In front of them are wooden tables and chairs.

Barrels line the walls. But it's rather wet inside. Andrew points to a hole in the roof.

“I don’t think the water is from cleaning the floor. It’s raining in.”

“Lovely.”

I’m not impressed.

“There’s an air of couldn’t give a shit about here, Andrew.”

“It is all a bit shit.” 

“I can’t imagine this is the best environment for barrel-ageing.” I say. “Cold in the winter, boiling hot in the summer.”

“At least they sell pints.”

“Er, half litres.”

“Close enough, Dad. You fucking pedant.”

“Thank you.”

“Don’t get started with that again.”

Andrew's half litre of Pale Czech Lager in Village.

After a while Aziz Tan and Karl Riseborough, the owner of Flat Rock, who's English, arrive. More beers are drunk and I flog a couple of books.

Time to move onto the final brewery in the crawl, Batch. Which has a bright taproom at the front, with all the shiny brewing things further to the rear. Which indicate a decent-sized brewery. 

Next door there’s a strip club. 

“That could come in handy later, Andrew.”

“Piss off, Dad.”

Inside Batch Brewing taprrom. To the right is the bar counter wher ea man sits on a high stool. To the left are a couple of wooden tables, at one of which two men siy with beers in front of them.

Peter and I get Elsie, a Milk Stout. Which is pretty nice. Not too sweet. And the nitro isn’t too offensive. I hope Andrew doesn’t notice after what I’ve told him about miytp being the devil’s work.

We order food from the Portuguese truck outside. A bifana for me. Without mustard. Very tasty. And just $15. Andrew isn’t hungry. Though he does have a few of the communal chips.

Noticing an Imperial version of the Milk Stout, Elsie’s Other Udder. I go for one of those. It’s a refreshing 8.5% ABV.

At 8:30 PM, the barmaid calls last orders. What is it with places closing so early? 9 PM is fucking ridiculous. Andrew gets himself a last beer. As always.

We get the Metro back into town. It's very flash. And rather like the Elizabeth Line in London.

I get to bed pretty early. Have to get up for a 10:35 flight. God knows how long Andrew stays up.



Chuck and Son's Brewing Co.
Unit 3E-3F/1-7 Unwins Bridge Rd, 
St Peters NSW 2044.
https://chuckandsonsbrewing.com.au/


Village
11-13 Brompton St, 
Marrickville NSW 2204.
https://wildflowerbeer.com/pages/village


Batch Brewing Company
44 Sydenham Rd, 
Marrickville NSW 2204.
http://www.batchbrewingco.com.au/
 

Saturday, 30 August 2025

Let's Brew - 1885 Thomas Usher Stout

A Thomas Usher Sweet Stout label featuring a drawing of a tankard.
For somewhat of a change of pace, we now have a Stout. Though it’s far from the stoutest Stout I’ve ever come across. At just 1050º, it’s weaker than a London Porter of the period.

At this point Usher wasn’t brewing much Stout. This small batch of 50 barrels was the only brew of Stout in the first three months of 1885. Which is bugger all, really.

I have to say that it’s a rather interesting grist.  With almost 40% coloured malt. Most of it in the form of amber malt. Which is quite unusual. Unlike the black malt, which is pretty standard.

The hops were a combination of Bavarian from the 1882 harvest, Californian from 1883 and Alsace from 1884.

This certainly looks like a Running Stout, given the modest gravity and fairly standard level of hopping. 

1885 Thomas Usher Stout
pale malt 7.50 lb 62.50%
amber malt 3.75 lb 31.25%
black malt 0.75 lb 6.25%
Cluster 120 min 1.25 oz
Strisselspalt 120 min 0.75 oz
Hallertau 30 mins 2.00 oz
Goldings dry hops 0.50 oz
OG 1050
FG 1019
ABV 4.10
Apparent attenuation 62.00%
IBU 56
SRM 27
Mash at 152º F
Sparge at 175º F
Boil time 120 minutes
pitching temp 60º F
Yeast WLP028 Edinburgh Ale

 

 

Friday, 29 August 2025

Speaking again

I rise at about 11. Andrew is still away with the fairies. Quelle surprise. He was still up at 4:30.

First thing I do, after brushing my teeth, is to make a nice cup of tea. You can't go wrong with tea. The best way to start any day.

I plan a trip to the Lord Nelson today. And when Andrew is finally looking human, that's where we head. It's not that far and quite a simple walk. Except that it's fucking raining again. Though it's not that heavy. Hydrating rather than soaking.

A terrace of honey-coloured stone terraced 2-storey houses. In the rain. With cars parked outside.

The walk gives Andrew a chance to see at least a little of the city. And a couple of very different parts of the centre. First, the towering blocks of the CBD. Second, the quaint old terraced houses of the Rocks.

It's just after 2 PM when we hit the Lord Nelson. A sturdy stone boozer on the corner of a hill. It’s fairly busy, but we manage to find a table OK.

Old Admiral for me, Victory Bitter for Andrew. Mine is a bit like Old Puke. Not bad at all. Brewed here on site.

Most of the other customers seem to be Lions fans. There's a surprise.

Feeling hungry, I order a pork pie. With a side of mushy peas. The pie is excellent, the peas rather a disappointment, being just mashed up garden peas.

Inside the Lord Nelson. In the right foreground two men sit at a wooden table. Behind is an empty yable and chairs. Behind that, a table occupied by three men.

Andrew swaps to cider. He does like his cider. He's racing ahead of me in pints again.

“No need to drink so fast.”

“Why not, Dad?”

“There’s no afternoon closing.”

“Very amusing.”

Outside, the rain is getting heavier. And the arriving Lions fans soggier. Now it's getting pretty full.

For my second pint, I have a Nelson's Blood. which is a Porter. It's perfectly fine. Andrew is still on the cider.

A pork pie, mushy peas and Branston pickle on a plate. The pork pie has been cut in half, with one half on its side to show off its innards.

A Lions fan comes up and says:

"You were sitting close to me on the train yesterday. I saw your son keep coming back with provisions from the buffet."

By “provisions” he means drinks. Andrew didn't fetch any food.

There's a terrible draft every time the door opens.

“I need something to warm me up.”

“Like a cup of tea?”

“No. Something more concentrated.”

“I can see where this is going.”

 “Something like bourbon. Maybe a double.”

“Sure you don’t want a quadruple?”

“That would be a bit much.”

“It’s what you pour yourself at home.”

“Don’t exaggerate.”

“Exaggerate? Your usual measure is more like a sextuple.”

I plump for a double bourbon. That should do the trick. Andrew is still on cider.

A pint of Nelson's Blood Porter on a Lorn Nelson pub beermat. I've only had a couple of mouthfuls out of it.

Andrew actually seems to be hungry. At least, he's looking with interest at the food menu.

"Want to share a steak?" I ask.

"I was thinking of ordering a burger."

That’s a shock. Andrew eating a whole meal by himself.

“Are you feeling OK, Andrew?”

“Very funny, Dad.”

"OK, you have a burger, I'll have a steak."

Which is what we do. They're both pretty good. And not too stupidly expensive. Andrew even eats most of his chips.

I'm giving a talk tonight at the Social Brewers. Which is miles away. At least 40 minutes by Uber. Given the weather, and the fact that we'll be traveling in rush hour, we allow for longer than that. Just as well, as it takes a good 45 minutes. Much of which is in a tunnel.

Two double beer taps at the Social Brewers. In the background are bottles of spirits and glasses. The taps are "Czech Your Work Czech Dark Lager", Forest Road IPA", "Darkes Cider Howler 4.5% ABV", "Paenga New Zealand Pilsener".

Social Brewers is in a light industrial unit. And is very, er, industrial. We're the first to arrive. But soon Peter Symons appears. And gives me copies of his four books.* Along with a special edition bottle of Glenfiddich. Which is nice of him.

We get a Czech Dark Lager, which was brewed by Barry, another member of Peter's homebrew club.

About 25 tickets have been sold. But not everyone has turned up. Presumably because of the foul weather. There’s maybe half that number. Which is disappointing. But as long as I have an audience of almost two, I’m happy to do my thing.

"Do you want a microphone?"

“Yes.”

I wouldn't usually need one for such a small venue. But I'm having to compete with the rain on the corrugated iron roof.

As I talk about the history of Stout, beers are served. Four historical Stouts. Two home-brewed, 2 made by Social Brewers:

1879 BP Brown Stout, 1890 Adnams Stout, 1900 Cairnes Stout, 1913 Murphy's XXX.

The talk goes pretty well. Other than me having to pause a couple of times when the rain gets too noisy. Gives me a chance to drink some of the lovely recreations, though. The Murphy's XXX is particularly nice. And over 9% ABV. Just my kind of beer. So much so that I have a couple of half litres.

After I'm done, I chat a little with the audience. And sell a couple of books. Not enough, though. I still have seven left. How the fuck am I going to get them back to Amsterdam?

It's still raining as we take the long ride back into town. Where Andrew goes to the Woollies and I take the books up to our room.

Where I sip some of the rather nice Glenfiddich that Peter gave me.



The Lord Nelson Brewery Hotel
19 Kent St, 
The Rocks NSW 2000.
http://www.lordnelsonbrewery.com/


The Social Brewers & Gungah Bay Distilling
10, Unit 11/12 Hearne St, 
Mortdale NSW 2223.
http://thesocialbrewers.com.au/ 

 

* Peter's books are also published via Lulu. Also much like my books, they combine brewing history with historic recipes. The emphasis is on Australia, but there are lots of UK beers for comparison purposes.

You can but his books via these links: 

https://www.lulu.com/shop/peter-symons-and-ronald-pattinson/bronzed-brews/paperback/product-vq2e2j.html
https://www.lulu.com/shop/peter-symons/guile-brews/paperback/product-1kk978rm.html
https://www.lulu.com/shop/peter-symons/6-oclock-brews/paperback/product-q6ng4z2.html
https://www.lulu.com/shop/peter-symons/true-blue-brews/paperback/product-5799nqn.html 

 

Thursday, 28 August 2025

Day train to Sydney

Our train is at 8:30, so we need to be up early. Andrew has set an alarm for 7. But I get up at 6:45.

"Are you going down for breakfast, Andrew?"

"No."

That’s clear enough.

I'm not going to miss out. It's pretty quiet in the breakfast room. As it’s fucking early. I get my usual scrambled egg and bacon. And eat it quite quickly. Then wolf down some fruit. For health’s sake.

A breakfast of bacon and scrambled egg with a mug of coffee and a glass of orange juice.

Andrew is still in bed when I return to the room. Though he does soon get up. He doesn't look very lively. He never does before noon.

“I’m not a morning person.” He always says. He’s not much of an early afternoon person, either.

We get to the station at 8:10. 20 minutes before the train is due to depart. There are quite a lot of people hanging around. Which I suppose is to be expected. There are only two trains to Sydney each day. One overnight and one during the day.

We leave 10 minutes late. Our carriage is almost full. And we're in first class. It's sunny as we leave Melbourne. Behind us, a group of Lions fans chat with a local about rugby.

The Melbourne to Sydney ytain at the platform in Mulbourne Southern Cross station. The platform is full of people.

We're pretty much surrounded by Lions fans. Many middle-aged or pensioners. But some younger ones, too.

"Look, Andrew, there's one of those bouncy things."

“Talk properly, Dad.”

“Well, I’m not sure exactly what it is. Kangaroo, wallaby or something else.”

“Just say kangaroo.”

“Even when that might not be accurate/”

“Yes. Just don’t piss around.”

“You’re usually such a pedant.”

“Fuck off, Dad.”

It’s a surprise to see whatever it is. As we're not that far outside Melbourne and it's still quite built up. Don't think it was a kangaroo. Not big enough. More likely a wallaby.

A piece of Australian countryside with several eucaliptus trees in the foreground and a grass field in the background.

As we approach New South Wales, it gets rather foggy. And the fields are all rather soggy. It looks rather like England or Holland. Except with more exotic wildlife.

"Do you want anything from the bar, Dad?" 

"Get me a couple of miniatures. If they don't have that, get me a cup of tea."

Andrew returns with a can of Great Northern mid-strength and a tea.

"There's nothing stronger than 3.5% ABV. Other than wine. Should I get you a wine next time?"

"Yes, please."

“The highest alcohol drink they have?”

“Coincidentally. I just really feel like a red wine.”

“You’re fooling no-one, Dad.”

“Other than myself.”

“That’s not a victory.”

“It is to me.”

Extracting the tea bag is fun. The train is rattling around quite a bit. I was intending to wait until the next stop. That's taking a while, so I risk it when the train is going a bit slower. And manage not to scald myself.

A random Australian town seen from the train. In the foreground is a single eucalyptus tree. In the background are several bungalows with cars parked outside. No people can be seen.

Staff come around taking hot lunch orders. There are 5 options most $13.50. Which sounds very reasonable. Spaghetti Bolognese is only $9.95. I don't need one, as we brought sandwiches. And beer, but we're not allowed to drink that. As an announcement made very clear:

"If you're caught drinking your own alcohol, you'll be fined and removed from the train."

No pissing around, then.

Andrew comes back with a couple of cans and a red wine. Wine in a Glass, it's called.

"It's a bit like one-cup sake, Andrew."

“Except you can reseal this.”

“True. But why bother? It’s only two mouthfuls.”

“For you. You pisshead.”

“Thank you.”

“Don’t get me started.”

In New South Wales, it becomes much hillier. And less inhabited. Except for sheep and cattle, which dot the hills. Along with the occasional bunch of kangaroos, which stand and look balefully at the train. Or bounce slowly away. Skinny streams cut viciously and deeply into the swathe. Patches of pale rock erupt.

Mobile reception is very patchy. Well, crap, really. It’s only really present in the stations. Virtually as soon as the train pulls away from the platform, it disappears.

Andrew brings a steady stream of red wine and beer. Which keeps us hydrated and entertained.

Me sitting on the train looking at my phone with a one-cup wine in my hand.

I spend some time trying to snap a bouncy thing. But I'm always too slow and the train too fast. When I’m finally quick enough, all I get is a grey smudge.

They announce that the train is running 20 minutes late, but they'll try to make it up. I'm not holding my breath.

The sky turns an angry grey. Then it starts pissing it down. I'm glad we're inside in the dry.

"The smoke alarm has gone off in the toilet in carriage G. Someone was smoking in there, which is illegal and dangerous. Anyone caught smoking will be removed from the train by police. If you know who was smoking, please inform a member of staff."

They really don't piss around.

Australian countrside. In the foreground is a grass field with a single telephone pole. In the background is a wooden hill woth grey clouds behind it.

Andrew returns from the buffet with a white wine and a pre-mix cocktail. 

“They've run out of beer and red wine, Dad.”

“Damn. I suppose white wine will have to do.”

“The pre-mix cocktail is only 3.5% ABV, too”.

"Mid-strength is Australian for piss-weak." I quip.

“You’re so witty, Dad.” Andrew doesn’t say. But I can see he’s thinking it. He’s definitely thinking something.

“I blame those Lions fans. Pisshead pensioners.”

“Like you? Or are you just an enthusiastic mature drinker?”

“Fuck off.”

After it gets dark outside, I start to doze. As it becomes more populated, we whizz through brightly-lit stations. Until we hit the lights of the first Sydney suburbs.

When we pull into Sydney Central, we're 45 minutes late. So much for making up time.

After a short taxi ride, we pull up at our hotel. Checked in, we pop over to the Woollies opposite for some more food and drink. Then to the bottle shop next door for beer for Andrew.

After more than 12 hours on the train, I'm feeling knacked. We watch some YouTube, then I turn in. Andrew stays up later. As he always does.
 

Wednesday, 27 August 2025

Let's Brew Wednesday - 1901 Truman (Burton) P2 R

A Truman's Light Ale label featuring a drawing of a black eagle and the text "London & Burton".
We’re now at Truman’s middle-strength Pale Ale. With a gravity just shy of 1060º. Though note that this is also a Runner.

Interestingly, unlike LP3 R, this isn’t all malt. Including a small quantity of sugar. Why is that? I could say that it’s to keep the colour and body light. Which was the usual reason for sugar in posh Pale Ales. Except, there’s too little sugar for it to have much impact in that respect. And there are other brews of P2 R without sugar.

The hops are the same as in the weaker Pale Ale: three types of English hops and one of Pacifics. All were from the 1899 season.

No ageing for this, of course. Just a couple of weeks of conditioning before serving. 

1901 Truman (Burton) P2 R
pale malt 13.00 lb 97.52%
No. 1 sugar 0.33 lb 2.48%
Fuggles 150 mins 2.00 oz
Cluster 150 mins 0.50 oz
Fuggles 60 mins 2.50 oz
Goldings 30 mins 2.50 oz
Goldings dry hops 0.75 oz
OG 1059
FG 1015
ABV 5.82
Apparent attenuation 74.58%
IBU 93
SRM 5
Mash at 154º F
Sparge at 170º F
Boil time 150 minutes
pitching temp 58.5º F
Yeast WLP013 London Ale (Worthington White Shield)

 

 

Tuesday, 26 August 2025

Problems at Allsopp

An Allsopp's British Lager Beer label, featuring a drawing of a red hand.
When Allsopp was converted into a public company im the late 19th century, the shares were eagerly snapped up by investors. Anticipating regular dividends and a steady increase in the value of the shares. This was based on the success of other brewery flotations, such as Guinness, Bass and William McEwan.

But just a few years later, the brewery issued more shares to raise more capital. This should have raised red flags. Why did they need fresh capital?

Messrs. Samuel Allsopp and Sons, Limited, have issued £550,000 4 per cent, mortgage debenture stock, being part of £1,100,000, at the price of £95 per £100 stock, the trustees being Sir Nevill Lubbock, K.C.M.G., and Mr. H. Hankey Dobree. This issue was decided upon in consequence of the rapid development of the business and the extra capital required. The money will be used to pay off certain temporary loans, chiefly in connection with the purchase of properties, making advances, acquiring plant for the lager beer brewery, etc. The stock is redeemable at the option of the company after 1906 on three months’ notice at the price of £110, and is subject to the existing. £1,100,000 4.5 per cent, and £1,100,000 3.5 per cent, debentore stocks, and in the event of voluntary liquidation is repayable at £110. A trust deed specifically secures by mortgage tho breweries and freehold, leasehold, and copyhold properties, and all other assets by a Boating charge. The issue forms part of £1,100,000, which may be increased to the extent of any diminution in the two prior debenture stocks, and of any increase in the capital subscribed and paid up. The assets on the 30th June last were £6,547,000 and on the 31st December had increased to seven millions, and the profits for 1898-9 had increased from £180,000 in 1893-4 to £305,894. The two debenture stocks absorb £88,000, and the present £1,100,000, when issued, £44,000, or together £132,000.
The Brewers' Journal vol. 36 1900, April 15th 1900, page 227.

The "purchase of properties" means buying tied houses. Allsopp were slow in joining the rush to buy pubs and ended up paying over the odds. Which is why they needed more capital. They also had that fancy Lager plant to pay for.

An Allsopp's Special Stout label, featuring a drawing of a red hand.

Another article from the same date presents a slightly more realistic appraisal of the company's prospects.

The Allsopp Position.
A circular was issued to the shareholders of Messrs. Samuel Allsopp and Sons, Limited, last month, stating that the directors deemed it desirable to make the following statement:—

With regard to the general trade of the company the directors see no. cause for dissatisfaction, as the sales for the six months ending December 31st, 1899, exceeded those of any corresponding period since the formation of the company. Since January 1st there has been a slight diminution in the sales, possibly attributable to the large number of men absent from the country, and to the cold and unfavourable spring.

The lager beer plant has proved a complete success, and the installation is being increased in order to meet the growing demand.

The recent debenture issue was entirely successful, the amount being over-applied for by the public.

The policy inaugurated some years since of acquiring licensed properties for the purpose of extending the business has not in the main proved unsatisfactory. The directors, however, regret to state that some recent purchases and investments have not proved as satisfactory as was anticipated. These purchases and their development necessarily entail a present burden upon the financial resources of the company, and it will require patience and careful handling before the expected benefits can be realised.

This matter is having the serious attention of the board.

In consequence of the resignation of the late chairman, the Hon. George Allsopp, M.P., has for the present kindly consented to undertake the duties of chairman.

Mr. W. T. Western, of Messrs. Woodhead and Co., Navy agents, has recently joined the board.
The Brewers' Journal vol. 36 1900, April 15th 1900, page 272. 

Sales were down, the blame being put on poor weather and the large number of young men absent in South Africa for the Boer War.

Not so sure about the unequivocal success of the Lager brewery. As just a few years later iy would be sitting unused in Burton. And was eventually moved to the Archibald Arrol brewery in Alloa.

The company admits that some of investments hadn't paid off. I assume this is principally overpriced and underperforming tied houses.

This was just the beginnings of the fall of Allsopp. Within in a decade they'd go bust and had to be rescued through a purchase by Ind Coope.

Monday, 25 August 2025

Melbourne pub crawl

Not too early a start today. James is picking us up at 11 AM. I rise at 9:30 AM, Andrew a little later.

We hit the breakfast room around 10 AM. I go for my usual bacon and scrambled egg combo. Andrew has nothing, not even a coffee or juice.

A plate of scrambled egg and bacon. With behind a mug of coffee.

James suggests that we drop off our clothes to be washed and then wait in the Mitre. Which is sort of the oldest pub in Melbourne. Sort of, in that it's the oldest building in the city, but hasn't always been a pub.

The washing doesn't quite work out as planned. They want $225 to clean 15 shirts.

"You may as well buy new clothes at that price." James says.

We tip by the Mitre, anyway. It's quite incongruous. A two-storey building, with a sharply pitched roof, surrounded by tall office blocks. Inside, it's reassuringly English-looking, with a couple of different rooms.

The outside of the Mitre. A two-story building with a pitched roof. With a uniun and Irish flag. Un front of the pub are tables, chairs and large umbrellas.

We all get Stone & Wood Steinbier. Which is almost pitch black. A decent enough beer. Not sure what it gets from the Steinbier technique.

Despite not being noon, the pub soon starts filling up. There's baseball – from San Francisco - on the TV. It can’t possibly be live. Why the hell are they showing it? I suppose it makes a change from Aussie Rules games.

They’re playing some great tunes: Paul Revere and the Raiders, The Flamin’ Groovies, early Kinks. Exactly my sort of music.

I hear the staff say that they've got through 27 kegs of Guinness this week. That's the Lions fans for you.

After another beer, James suggests we drop by the Charles Dickens. To get there we have to pass through a rather grand Victorian shopping arcade. Which reminds me a lot of the arcades in Leeds. The pub is in the basement. Not the easiest of places to stumble across by accident.

Inside the Charles Dickens. A room filled with wooden tables and chairs, nostly occupied. In the background there's a big-screen TV showing rugby.

Which is why it’s a shock that it’s so full. Mostly with diners. It's also surprisingly large. Lots of Lions fans, again. who have been a great boost to the local economy, spending 90 million dollars. According to James.

There are four hand pumps, including one for Tetley Bitter. But I know it isn't real cask. So, I get a Coopers Pale Ale instead. Andrew is on Lager. As he mostly is. They're showing highlights of Lions games on the TV.

Andrew polishes his pint off in a couple of minutes and goes to the bar for a refill.

“Getting the goggles on, Andrew?”

“What?”

“Getting in a flyer.”

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Getting in a bonus pint between rounds.”

“It’s only because you drink so slowly.”

“And not that you drink like a dehydrated horse?”

“Shut up, Dad.”

After a couple of pints, we jump on a tram. Jumping off again at the Exhibition building to have a quick look. Before hopping over the road to the Catfish. A pub that looks like it was formerly a shop. It's quite dark inside. But they do have a catfish in a tank.

Catfish inside. there are high tables, bench seating and stools along each wall. One yable to the left is occupied, the others empty. In the background is the entrance and windows, through which can be seen the street outside.

I get Tropical Dust, Andrew a cider. Oddly, they do Philly cheese steak. Me and Andrew get one each. They're pretty good, and fill a hole. Andrew swaps to Lager. And gets in another flyer. As he is wont to do.

“Have a leaky glass again?”

“Just having a young man’s thirst. You probably can’t remember that far back.”

“Thanks.”

“What did I tell you about saying that?”

“Do it as often as possible?”

“Stop talking shit, Dad.”

When we’re done, we walk further into Fitzroy. To the rather lovely Lord Napier. On the way, I spot a laundromat. Soon, our shirts are washing away.

Rather lovely leaded glass windows in the Lord Napier.

The Lord Napier has a small public bar containing the bar counter. With further rooms served through a hatch. In one of these rooms an open fire roasts. There are lovely old leaded glass windows. It reminds me of a classic Yorkshire pub.

"This was the Fitzroy supporters' pub. A now defunct VFL team." James tells us.

The walls are adorned with Fitzroy memorabilia. It’s rather sad.

James and I have an Oyster Stout. Which is rather nice. It contains real oysters. Andrew has a cider.

Fitzroy townhall. A rather grand classical building with columns and a clock tower.

Opposite the pub is the very grand Fitzroy town hall. Totally over the top for a suburb. But rather lovely.

We go back to the laundrette and our washing is done. We load it into a dryer.

James suggests the Labor in Vain next. Which is close by. But closed. So we walk a little further to the Rooks Return. Another shop pub. With a tiny bar counter. Another cider for Andrew. An IPA for me and James.

After 6 minutes, Andrew goes back to the laundrette to check how our washing is drying. This repeats several times until it's dry. Well, dry enough for him. It’s not what I would call bone dry.

Rooks Return exterior. There are a few wooden benches and tables outside. Also a bright red light and a Happy Hour sign.

After a couple of pints - more for Andrew - James suggests we go to the brewery where he works. He orders an Uber.

We get out before the brewery to look at the tower from the Yorkshire brewery, which is now flats. It's pretty massive.

"It must have been a decent-sized brewery." I observe.

We slip in through the staff entrance to Stomping Ground. I'm surprised at the scale. Both of the brewery and tap room. We sit at one end of the bar.

Here the hand pulls are dispensing true cask. IPA and Manchester Bitter. Andrew has the former, I the latter. It's very pale and rather good.

"Is it based on Boddington Bitter?" I ask.

"No, Marble."

It's creamy and fruity, with a good hop balance.

Inside Stomping Ground beerhall. There are long tables where families are eating. In the background, behind glass, is the brewing equipment.

James brings us a spirit. They had a surplus of Pale ale during Covid so got some distilled. At 70% it's pretty hot. And strangely fruity from the hop oils.

"We don't know what to do with it."

"You should sell it." It is quite good, after all. Or give it to me.  I’d be happy to give a home to a couple of bottles.

Feeling a bit hungry, I share a rump steak with Andrew. And drink a Porter. Which is also top class.

A plate with rump steak, chips, salad and a small metal jug of gravy.

It's 9:30 PM and about time to leave. 

“Are you ready to go, Andrew.”

“I wouldn’t mind another pint.”

“You always want another pint. Let’s get off.”

I normally propose leaving a pint or two before I really want to go. Knowing that Andrew will always want more pints.’

“What about a bourbon?” Andrew suggests.

“OK. One bourbon and then we leave.”

After saying our goodbyes to James, we Uber back to our hotel. Andrew goes out to pick up supplies for tomorrow’s train journey. Sandwiches, crisps, bourbon, beer.

I go to bed a little later than I'd hoped, at midnight. Andrew is still up.



The Mitre Tavern
5 Bank Pl, 
Melbourne VIC 3000.
http://www.mitretavern.com.au/


The Charles Dickens Tavern
290 Collins St, 
Melbourne VIC 3000.
http://thecharlesdickenstavern.com.au/


The Catfish
30 Gertrude St, 
Fitzroy VIC 3065,
http://www.thecatfish.com.au/


Napier Hotel

210 Napier St, 
Fitzroy VIC 3065.


The Rooks Return
201 Brunswick St, 
Fitzroy VIC 3065.
http://therooksreturn.com.au/


Stomping Ground Brewery & Beer Hall
100 Gipps St, 
Collingwood VIC 3066.
http://www.stompingground.beer/

Sunday, 24 August 2025

I talk

I rise at 8:20. Busy day today.

After brushing my teeth, I get on with writing up yesterday. Andrew gets up a bit after 9 AM and we troll downstairs for brekkie.

It's not a bad spread: bacon, scrambled egg, sausage. I have bacon and scrambled egg, Andrew bacon and baked beams. With a pudding of fruit for me. Being the healthy one.

In the forground, a plate with bacon and baked beans. In the background, a plate of scrambled egg and bacon. There are also two snmall glasses and two tea mugs.



“Now there’s a first.”

“What, Dad?”

“You eating breakfast.”

“Not funny and not true. I ate breakfast when we were in London last year.”

“That was well over a year ago.”

“You didn’t put a time limit on it.”

“OK, there’s a rarity. You eating breakfast.”

“That’s better.”

“Fucking pedant.”

There are quite a lot of Lions fans. Mostly in their 50s and 60s. Some with their wives. But also some younger chaps. From all over the UK and Ireland. At least, that’s what I’m getting from the accents.

Turns out the TV needed its power socket switching on. A kind lady from reception worked that out for us. I feel rather stupid. But that’s outweighed by my joy that the TV is working.

James Smith picks us up at 10 AM. And we head off to get the number 16 tram. Pausing only to pick up Myki cards. We get the 16 towards St. Kilda. Jumping off just before the Esplanade Hotel and try to get into the Fifth Province. But it isn't open yet. 

The outside of the Prince of Wales Hotel, a white art deco building.

Instead, we go over the road to the Prince of Wales. A 1930s pub with a bright, modern interior, dominated by a long island bar counter that disappears into the far distance.

After a couple of beers, we jump back on the tram to go to The Local Taphouse, the venue of my talk. The tram stops right outside. Great for an oldie person like me.

We go upstairs and I have a glass of 1885 William Yunger XXX. Which is very nice. And one of the beers brewed for my talk about Mild. It’s always a thrill trying a Younger’s beer. I’ve spent so much time staring at their brewing records.

Upstairs in the Local Taphouse. On the left is a staircase leading upstairs. To the right of it, a wooden table and chairs, In the centre is a door, through which can be seen another roomwith more tables and chairs. On the right is a service table with cutlery and condiments

The full set is:

1914 Cairnes Mild Ale
1885 William Younger XXX Mild Ale
1899 Harvey's XXX Mild Ale
1870 Porter

They were all brewed by James at Stomping Ground. And all are in cask form. Dead impressive.

We tip downstairs at about 12:40 PM. Just before the doors open. I get a Cairnes Mild, which comes from a cask on the bar. And is rather pleasant. Pale and quite malty.

The downstairs bar counter of the Local Taphouse. With four barstools in front of it and a cask of beer, covered in a whites sheet, at the far end of the counter. The bar back is filled with bottles and glasses.

There’s not a bad turnout: about 35 punters. James joins me on stage and does some of the talking. Leaving me time to do some of the drinking. I can’t remember getting through as many of the beers accompanying a talk before.

The pace is leisurely. So much so, that we stop halfway for a Sunday roast. Which is definitely a first for me. I just have a Yorkshire pudding with gravy. It’s not that long since I had a fairly large breakfast. The Yorkshire pudding is dead good.

“Dad is very fussy about his Yorkshire puddings. He makes really good ones.” Andrew is very kind. Sometimes.

The audience eating their roast dinners in the Local Taphouse.

Andrew isn’t hungry and doesn’t eat anything. Now there’s a shock. He spends the interval chatting with a couple in the audience.

The talk goes very well. I get plenty of laughs. I usually gauge success by the number of laughs. And there are lots of questions. Which is another good sign.

I sell every book I have. Which is brilliant. I could have sold several more. Damn. I never bring the right number of books. Always either too few or too many.

James guides us to a nearby station to get the train to Marvel Stadium for St. Kilda vs Melbourne. We've missed the first half. Which is a shame. But rather half a game than none at all. We settle into our seats behind the one goal.

Inside Marvel Stadium. In the forground seated members of the crowd. Past them is the pitch with four goal posts and several playes. In the distance are the partially-filled stands.

Luckily the roof is closed. As, you guessed it, the rain is pounding down again.

You can drink a pint at your seat. Only problem is: it’s Carlton Draught.

“Andrew, do you want to finish my beer?”

“You hate it that much?”

“More than that. It’s undrinkable muck.”

“It’s not that bad. Better than Bavaria Pils.”

“Using that as a yardstick, every beer is OK.”

“I suppose so.”

“I don’t care as long as you drink it.”

“No problem, there.”

“I hate wasting beer. And I wouldn’t want to have to drink it myself.”

“I noticed.”

St. Kilda are miles behind and look certain to lose. Then, in the fourth quarter suddenly start scoring. Melbourne barely score a point. With a couple of minutes to go, St. Kilda tie the scores at 90. Before restarting, there's some sort of offence and St. Kilda gets a free kick. A mark is taken and the hooter goes. From the mark, a goal is scored and St. Kilda win 96 to 90. Dead exciting at the end.

46 points down at three-quarter time. Biggest comeback in history of the VFL and AFL, apparently.

I go to the bogs on the way out. My god. They’re the nicest I’ve ever seen in a stadium. Like in a posh hotel. Top stadium, this. 

We walk to the tram through rainy Melbourne. And after we get off the tram, do some walking. Through the rain. Again. The rain has barely stopped since we arrived in Australia.

We’re headed for the Captain Melville. An old, bluestone coaching inn. I recognise it. Being just around the corner from the Ansett office where I worked. I drank there a couple of times.

Our pints being pulled in the Captain Melville. There's a T0bar with six beer taps, with a barman behind filling a glass.

It’s quite modern inside. With quite a lot of TVs showing rugby league. James and I have a Hawkers Hazy Pale. Andrew a Hawkers Lager. He does love his Lager. We have a couple of beers before moving on. 

We walk. Through the rain, to Whisky and Alement, a malt whisky bar. Past the old swimming baths. 

"I used to play squash in there with your Mum." 

“Back in the before time?”

“Yes, long before you were born.”

The bar at Whisky and Alement. In the foreground is a bar maid. Behind her is a wall filled with bottles of whisky.

It’s rather small and intimate inside. I have an 8-year-old Lagavullin. It's lovely. I savour it, only taking tiny sips. I’m not a philistine.

“I love Lagavullin, but it’s got too expensive.” I say.

“You’re such a cheapskate, Dad.”

“Financially responsible is how I’d describe it.”

“Until it comes to buying books.”

“I told you not to mention that. Especially if your Mum’s around.”

We only stay for the one. As I’m getting hungry. What do I fancy? Something Asian. James suggests Shujinko, a nearby Japanese restaurant. That will do a treat. Japanese tapas. Exactly what I feel like eating.

Our food in Shujinko. Ther eare plates of edamame beans, prawn tempurs and fried chicken.

Andrew takes control, ordering gyozas, fried chicken and shrimp tempura. And warm sake. At least for me and James. Andrew is sticking to beer. As he mostly does. Unless there’s soju to steal from me.

After eating, we call it a night. Though we do drop by the late-night offie in the Exford Hotel for beer and bourbon.



The Prince of Wales Hotel
2 Acland St, 
St Kilda VIC 3182.
http://theprince.com.au/


The Local Taphouse
184 Carlisle St, 
St Kilda East VIC 3183.
http://www.thelocal.com.au/


Captain Melville
34 Franklin St, 
Melbourne VIC 3000.
https://www.captainmelville.com.au/


Whisky and Alement
270 Russell St, 
Melbourne VIC 3000'
http://www.whiskyandale.com.au/


Shujinko Russell
225 Russell St, 
Melbourne VIC 3000.
http://shujinko.com.au/ 

Saturday, 23 August 2025

Let's Brew - 1901 Truman (Burton) LP3 R

A Truman's Eagle Ale label featuring a drawing of a black eagle.
With the Burton Ales out of the way, we can move onto the Burton Pale Ales. With P3 being the weakest of the bunch. Weaker than most of Truman’s Mild Ales.

In terms of strength, it falls between a Light Bitter, like AK, and a full-strength Pale Ale. You could call it a sort of Victorian Ordinary Bitter.

The recipe is even simpler than for the Mild Ales. Just pale malt. Though there are the four different types of it you find in all their beers. You know the deal: two from English barley, two from Californian.

At around 13.5 lbs per quarter (336 lbs) of malt, the hopping rate is pretty high. Though lower than that of Truman’s stronger Pale Ales. It still results in a very high degree of bitterness, which comes out to (calculated) 77.5 IBU. Even today, that would count as pretty bitter.

Three types of English hops, as well as a small quantity described as “Pacifics” were employed in the copper. All were from the 1899 harvest.

The “R” suffix tells us that this was a beer sold young. To be consumed no more than a couple of weeks after racking. 

1901 Truman (Burton) LP3 R
pale malt 12.25 lb 100.00%
Fuggles 150 mins 1.50 oz
Cluster 150 mins 0.50 oz
Fuggles 60 mins 2.00 oz
Goldings 30 mins 2.00 oz
Goldings dry hops 0.50 oz
OG 1053
FG 1015
ABV 5.03
Apparent attenuation 71.70%
IBU 77.5
SRM 5
Mash at 153º F
Sparge at 170º F
Boil time 150 minutes
pitching temp 58.5º F
Yeast WLP013 London Ale (Worthington White Shield)

 

 

Friday, 22 August 2025

Railway museum

We need to be up relatively early today. Or at least Andrew does. As we need to check out at 11. I rise just after 9. Andrew gets up somewhat later. In his usual zombified state.

We check out at 11 on the dot. And dump our bags. Then jump in an Uber and head for Port Adelaide. And the National Railway Museum.

The man selling tickets very nicely gives me the pensioner discount. Another victory for us oldies.

A big black steam engine with the number 409.

The museum is spread over a couple of sheds and full, as you would expect, of old rolling stock. Big, muscular steam engines and elegant dining cars and sleepers. Though some of the beds are tiny.

"You'd need to fold double to fit into that, Andrew."

“Triple almost.” 

There are exhibitions of every aspect of the railways. And pretty well done. We spend the best part of two hours there.

On the way in, I spotted somewhere called the Railway Hotel at the end of the street.

"That seems the logical place to go now, Andrew."

“Except it it’s not a pub anymore.”

“Aah. I didn’t notice that.”

“Like lots of things.”

“What about that other old hotel over there?”

“That’s a wool shop now.”

“Oh. How annoying.”

“Maybe we should just go to Pirate Life?”

“OK.”

“Like I suggested in the first place?”

“Yes, as you suggested earlier.”

“Thank you.”

“Isn’t it me who says that?”

“Usually. Always at the wrong time. And don’t you dare say it now.”

“Wouldn’t dream of it.”

“Good.”

Pirate Life is right next to the station. Handy for day-trippers, that. And for us.

The weather is turning filthy as we walk there. Yet there are still a few brave souls in the beer garden. Smokers. The hardiest tribe of all. Prepared to suffer the most extreme hardships to feed their addiction. You have to admire the commitment.

Long picnic table3s inside Pirate Life with families eating and drinking.

Inside, it’s huge. Truly industrial. With a brewing kit that's outsized, even for a place this big. It makes the Pirate Life in Perth look like a tiny Amsterdam brown café.

It's a Lager for Andrew and an XPA for me. I do love me an XPA. Whatever it is. But let’s not worry about little details like that. The Pirate Life version is what I would describe as a light drinking beer. A sort of AK for the modern age.

We have trouble finding seats that aren't either occupied or reserved. It's full of families. We soon realise why: kids eat for free on Saturday. Unfortunately, my kid is far too old to count as a kid anymore.

“Do you want some food, Andrew?”

“I don’t think we’ll have time for food.”

“Really?”

“Yes, there’s just time for a couple of pints.”

“Always time for beer, eh?”

“Yes.”

“They aren’t really pints, though.”

“Now who’s being a pedant, Dad?”

“Me.”

“That wasn’t a question requiring an answer.”

“I know.”

He’s probably right, though. As we need to get back to the hotel, then get to the airport, we don't have long. Just time for Andrew to have three "pints" and me two.

Two "pints" on a table in Pirate Life. Both are yelloe, one is hazy, one is clear. Tou can see a bit of Andrew in the background.

Nosing around, I see that there's a second brewhouse. One that's about the right size for the brewpub. Curious.

The weather has turned really nasty when we leave. Blowing a gale and pissing it down. Not that we care, safely ensconced in our Uber.

Only pausing to pick up our bags and have a piss, soon we're in another Uber for the fairly short ride to the airport.

When we're checking in, the lady says:

"The lounge is opposite gate 21."

"I can use the lounge?"

"Yes, both of you, with your gold status."

“I wish I'd known that in Perth, Andrew.”

“Me, too.”.

Obviously, we tip down the lounge. Which is massive and almost deserted. I get a whisky and Andrew a beer. Plus, I get some food: tuna salad and beetroot sandwich. Which I assemble myself.

“Are you going to get any food, Andrew?”

“Maybe later.”

“I doubt we’ll get a meal on the plane.”

“I said: maybe later.”

Alright, little Mr. Sensitive. I don’t say that out loud. I wouldn’t want to make him angry.

The Qantas lounge in Adelaide airport. In the foreground are tables, chaors and bench seating. In the background there's a bar with bottled of liquor on shelves and a barman.

We have a few rounds before it's time to board. Obviously, Andrew hasn’t eaten anything. Our gate is nearby, which is cool.

It's not a long flight. But we get a drink and a snack. And free wifi. Which I use to check on the cricket.

Our taxi takes forever to get downtown. Has he gone the right way? It takes the best part of an hour.  Pretty sure Brunswick isn’t on the direct route from the airport to the CBD. It's getting on for 10 when we hit our hotel. And immediately go out for supplies.

The Total Liquor is just closing when we get there. But, on the way in, I noticed that the Exford Hotel bottle shop had a sign stating that it was open until 4 AM every day. So, there we go. Andrew has to show ID to get in.

I get a bottle of Jim Beam. Andrew gets some cider and industrial Australian beer. Over the road in the 7 Eleven, I get a roast beef sandwich and Andrew a sausage roll. We’re truly living the high life.

“It’s much livelier here, Dad.”

“Maybe a bit too lively”

A shouty-outy crazy person is just ahead of us. Belting out an incoherent torrent of words. And banging his hand things.

“I see what you mean.”

The street is dead busy, Full of young people having a night out. It’s quite a contrast with Perth and Adelaide. Total night and day.

“Much more fun than the last two towns, though, Dad.”

“I won’t argue you with you there.”

“That makes a change.”

Back in our room, we can’t get the TV to switch on. Oh, well. There’s always my laptop.

We watch YouTube for a while. Then slip off into slumber.




Pirate Life Brewing
18 Baker St, 
Port Adelaide SA 5015.
https://piratelife.com.au/