Montreal return

I wake at 5:30 barely able to breathe. Fuck. Just as well I got some more cold medicine yesterday.

The kids turn up at 10:30.

"What's wrong, Dad?" Andrew asks.

“Having trouble breathing.”

“Don't expect me to carry all your bags.”

That's so sympathetic of Andrew. Luckily, I have a roller bag. No carrying required. Just as fucking well.

We check out and get an Uber surprisingly quickly. Not directly to the station, but to La Barberie, a brewpub close by. We have to wait 15 minutes or so for then to open.

It's much more rough and ready than the other brewpubs we've been to. We all get an IPA. Which is pretty sludgy. I can't manage all of mine and the kids finish it for me. How humiliating is that?

It’s just a short walk to the station. But it still gets me out of breath.

The kids are soon metres ahead of me.

“Hurry up, Dad.” Andrew says.

I want to shout “Fuck off!” to him. But don’t have the breath. I just flick some Vs at him instead. Not that he notices.

It’s a lovely old station. Quite small, but with lots of turrets. The diminutive business class lounge is in a modern extension. It’s so tiny, it doesn’t even have its own bogs.

We hang around in the lounge for a while. I drink coffee, which livens me up a bit. Though not a lot.

We're in the same seats as usual. Soon after the train pulls out of the station, the drinks trolley comes around, I get a gin and tonic, the kids Steam Whistle Pilsner. Which seems appropriate for a train.

“I see you haven’t lost your appetite for alcohol.” Alexei remarks.

“It’s purely medicinal.”

“Right.”

I quite like these Via Rail trains. Nice and comfy. And the service in business class is pretty good. With pretty decent wifi. They do have a habit of running late, though.

I have my flipflop fired up and watch some YouTube. With the sound off and subtitles on. Because I’m not a twat. And there have been announcements saying it’s not allowed to have the sound on without headphones.

I don't eat much of my meal. Which is cheese and crackers. Dead good cheese. That’s how little appetite I have. Alexei eats most of mine. I do manage to force down two glasses of red wine.

“I suppose that’s medicinal, too.” Alexei remarks.

“Exactly.”

“I was taking the piss.”

“I know.”

It starts raining about an hour before we get to Montreal. Really pissing it down. Lovely. Thankfully, it’s covered where we’re picked up by our Uber.

We laze around a bit in my room. The kids fetch some food from Tim Horton's. I get a sandwich which I actually manage to eat. Hooray for me! I still feel shit, mind.

We drink some beer and whisky, then crash out. It's been a very frustrating day. I hope I can breathe better tomorrow.

 
La Barberie
310 Rue Saint-Roch, 
Québec, QC G1K 2S7.
http://www.labarberie.com/
 

Let's Brew - 1909 Maclay Mild 56/-

In addition to their watery 42/- Mild, Maclay also had a much stronger version, 64/- Mild. Which is interesting. As this beer is stronger than most Milds of the time, about the equivalent of a provincial English XXX.

Surprisingly, it was brewed in much larger quantities than 42/-. Around 70 barrels at a time, compared to 30 barrels of 42/-. Though still far less than the popular Pale Ales.

There’s not a huge deal to say about the recipe, this being parti-gyled with the 42/- we’ve already seen.

You’ve probably noticed the really shit level of attenuation. A bit under 60%. There are examples with a slightly lower FG of 1023º or 1024º. Not that it makes the rate of attenuation that much better. A couple of weeks in cask before consumption would have reduced the gravity a little more. Though that still wouldn’t have had that much impact on the attenuation.

1909 Maclay Mild 56/-
pale malt	8.75 lb	66.67%
amber malt	0.50 lb	3.81%
black malt	0.125 lb	0.95%
grits	2.50 lb	19.05%
No. 2 invert sugar	1.25 lb	9.52%
Cluster 120 min	0.75 oz
Hallertau 60 min	0.75 oz
Fuggles 30 min	1.50 oz
OG	1061
FG	1025
ABV	4.76
Apparent attenuation	59.02%
IBU	36
SRM	12
Mash at	146º F
after underlet	150º F
Sparge at	170º F
Boil time	120 minutes
pitching temp	61º F
Yeast	WLP028 Edinburgh Ale

 

What is Boy's Bitter?

Another short video on another obscure beer style: Boy's Bitter. A substitute for Mild Ale which seems to have gone the same way as Mild.

 

Not quite so Old Quebec

I rise a little after 8. As usual. And get on with the really important business of the day: writing. And washing my bollocks. That's really important, too.

We're starting the day with a visit to SAQ. As it doesn't open until 13:00, that was a good excuse for arranging to meet at noon today. The lazy git. I bet he was up until stupid o’clock again yesterday. Or this morning, rather.

The kids do tip up just after noon. After a bit of snacking, it's after 13:00 when we set out for the SAQ.

It's not really that far. But it's quite hot. And it isn't exactly a pedestrian friendly environment. The sequences of the traffic lights are shit for pedestrians. Minutes of hanging around waiting for the lights to change. I thought they were bad in our bit of Amsterdam. they're much worse here.

After stocking up on whisky and cider, we return to my room. For a little pre-loading. Before we head into town.

“That looks disgusting.” Alexei says.

The kids don't care for my whisky and milk cocktail. I can’t think why.

“It works for me. So you can fuck right off.”

“Charming.”

“That's how the ladies always describe me.”

“No, they don't, Dad. Not even Mum.”

Children can be so cruel.

We take an Uber into town around 2. To La Korrigane, a brewpub a little outside the old town. It’s located in a three-storey brick building. The interior is quite austere, with a tiled floor and simple wooden furniture. Partitioned off at the back is a small brew house.

We sit inside. And get some beers, obviously. Imperial IPA for me, something Lagery for the kids.

We also order some food. Kimchi quail eggs and poutine for me and Alexei. A burger for Andrew. The poutine is dead good again. Not so sure about the kimchi. I’ve been spoilt by the stuff Dolores makes.

“I'm not going to be buying an electric vehicle anytime soon. Not unless it's a wheelchair.”

“We can make that happen, Dad.” Andrew retorts.

“That sounds like a threat.”

“That's because it was.”

“What a lovely thing to say.”

“I do my best, Dad.”

We only stay for a couple of rounds. Because we're headed to Noctem, another brewpub only a couple of blocks away. That's the reason I chose these two breweries: their proximity to each other. I don’t want too much walking to interfere with my drinking.

The interior is again understated. With a plain, wooden L-shaped bar counter. And very simple furniture. Nothing flashy. The brew house is glassed off in a corner at the rear.

More pints. Triple IPA for me. Something Lagery for the kids. We get some more food, too, chicken hearts and humus. Just snacky things to share.
 
“At least I went into Tim Horton's in a Canadiens jersey. You can't get any more Canadian than that.” Alexei remarks randomly.

“You could have been singing ‘Oh, Canada’ as well.”

“That would have been over the top, Dad.”

“Which isn’t your style at all, is it?”

“Shut up, Dad.”

They're having a pub quiz. We don't participate but do watch. It's not as difficult as I had expected. Until the music round, where I don’t recognise any of the songs. What's the connection between them? The quizmaster asks. They're all in French? That’s all I’ve got.

I get myself another Triple IPA. Because I'm on holiday.

“You really love Triple IPA, don’t you, Dad?” Alexei says.

“I do seem to be getting a taste for it.” I reply.

“Totally unconnected with its high alcohol content.”

“Indeed.”

“I was taking the piss, Dad.”

It starts to rain. And everyone comes inside from the terrace, filling the place up.

I'm living the dream. On holiday with my kids. They don't hate me. They actually seem quite happy. Is this peak fathering? I'm sure they'll bring me back down to earth in a minute.

We get an Uber back to our hotel. Watch some YouTube and drink some whisky. Which creeps up behind me and batters me to slumber.


 
La Korrigane - Brasserie artisanale
380 Rue Dorchester,
Québec, QC G1K 6A7
https://korrigane.ca/
 

Noctem Artisans Brasseurs St-Roch
438 Rue du Parvis,
Québec, QC G1K 8M4
http://www.noctem.ca/
  

Old Quebec

I rise just after 8. To get on with this writing stuff.

The kids haven't shown up by 10. I message them. Noon, they say. The lazy gits.

While I'm waiting for them, I check out the beer places I've been recommended. There's only one, Archibald, that's in the old town. Which is where we want to go.

The kids show up a little after noon. And soon we're outside getting an Uber. 30 minutes, it will take.

"Where are you going, Dad?" Alexei asks.

“To wait in the pub. With a drink.”

"What a surprise." Alexei retorts, cynically. But follows me anyway.

“I’m thirsty.”

“You’re always thirsty, Dad.”

“It’s because I’m old.”

“And not because you’re an alcoholic?”

“No. Definitely age.”

There's a Sports Bar, Boston Pizza, connected to the hotel. I'd rather wait there than in the sun.

We sit at the bar. Behind which is the largest TV I've ever seen inside a building. Impressive in a slightly intimidating way.

I get a double Canadian Club. The kids some Lagery thing. Probably Molson, or something similar. We don't linger. And are back outside in time for our ride.

We're headed to the middle of the old town. The streets are jammed for the last bit of the journey and it takes ages.

The old centre is pretty impressive. Lots of old stone buildings. And quite a drop from around the cathedral, where we start, to the riverside, where Archibald is located. Lots of stairs. Lots of people, too. We manage to lose Andrew on the way down.

“I'm glad I won't be going back the other way. I can't . . .”

"Be doing with climbing stairs. I know, Dad." Alexei finishes for me. Am I that predictable?

Alexei manages to track down Andrew. Not easy with the crowds mobbing the place.

"It's annoying all these tourists getting in the way of us travellers." I quip.

"Right." Andrew replies drily.

We have to queue up outside Archibald. It's very popular. Unsurprising, given its location. Several people in front of us give up and wander off.  After 20 minutes or so, we get a table. And order some beers. A Double IPA for me. Some Lagery shit for the kids.

“Let me guess why you ordered that.”

“What do you mean, Andrew?”

“You ordered it because it's the strongest beer that they have.”

“I just happen to like Double IPA.”

“Though not as much as Triple IPA, if that's on offer.”

“I like all sorts of beers.”

“As long s they're really strong.”

“I drank that pint of Mild the other day.”

“And then moved on to Imperial Stout.”

“Just a standard progression”

“Right.”

We order some food. Poutine, wings and onion rings. The poutine is pretty good again. Though a rather pricey. More beer is requested, too. Mine doesn't turn up. We have it deducted from the bill at the end.

It’s more commercial and more expensive than the other brewpubs we’ve been to. I guess that’s on account of the location. And the fact that it’s full of tourists. And I mean literally full, as in no empty seat.

It's a bit of a wait for an Uber. Which takes us to the supermarket closest to our hotel. We load up with tomatoes, beer, wine, milk and cheese. Everything you need for a really good party.

Which isn't quite what we have. A couple of drinks. Then downstairs to Boston Pizza. Because, well, it's right there. I can't be arsed to traipse off somewhere.

It has beer, food and that hypnotising giant TV that lights up the whole room. It isn't very full. The more restauranty room looks busier. We get a table in the shade of the giant TV. Double Canadian Club again for me. With just a little ice. Molson Canadian for the kids. This is nice. Or, at least, nice enough.

Andrew orders a hamburger. Me and Alexe share quesidillas and chips. The food is fine. Pub food. After a second round of drinks, we leave. It's nearing closing time, anyway.

Wine and YouTube back in my room. I manage to chase the kids out at 1. They want a noon start again tomorrow. Lazy gits.

Sleep is lurking inside a glass.

 
Boston Pizza
2300 Ch Ste-Foy,
Sainte-Foy–Sillery–Cap-Rouge, QC G1V 1S5
https://bostonpizza.com/fr/locations/ste-foy.html


Archibald Microbrasserie
40 Rue du Marché-Champlain,
Québec, QC G1K 4H3
https://www.archibaldmicrobrasserie.ca/
  

What is best Mild?

Another of my short videos, this time looking at Best Mild, a stronger type of Mild Ale.

 

Let's Brew Wednesday - 1909 Maclay Mild 42/-

In the early 20th-century, there were still genuine Mild Ales being brewed in Scotland. Though WW I would change that, with Mild virtually becoming extinct north of the border.

There are a few very notable features of this beer. For starters, there’s the gravity. Which, at 1034º, looks like a post-WW II Mild. In England, most Milds were much stronger at this point. Though there are ones from breweries in more rural locations – for example, Adnams – with beers of a similar strength.

The grist is also unusual. Particularly in the use of around 20% grits. Most UK breweries employed maize in flaked form rather than grits. Which you might want to do, as grits require a cereal mash before normal mashing begins. And few English brewers would have roasted malts like amber and black malt in their Mild Ales.

The sugar is simply described as “inversion”, which I take to mean invert sugar. I’ve plumped for No. 2 invert. Just as a sort of neutral choice. It could have been No. 3, as it doesn’t appear in in the Pale Ales.

Now for the hops. Of which there are loads. Hallertau from the 1905, 1906 and 1907 harvests;  Californian from 1907, Farnham from 1908 and Worcester from 1905. 

1909 Maclay Mild 42/-
pale malt	4.50 lb	61.02%
amber malt	0.25 lb	3.39%
black malt	0.125 lb	1.69%
grits	1.50 lb	20.34%
No. 2 invert sugar	1.00 lb	13.56%
Cluster 120 min	0.50 oz
Hallertau 60 min	0.50 oz
Fuggles 30 min	1.00 oz
OG	1034
FG	1013
ABV	2.78
Apparent attenuation	61.76%
IBU	28
SRM	10
Mash at	146º F
after underlet	150º F
Sparge at	170º F
Boil time	120 minutes
pitching temp	61º F
Yeast	WLP028 Edinburgh Ale

 

Bound for Quebec

I rise just after 8. Don't want to be late. We have a train to catch.

The kids turn up at 10:15. We laze around for a while. Quite literally in Andrew's case as he gets into bed.

We check out at 10:45 and get an Uber to the station. Montreal Gare Centrale is remarkably well disguised as an office block. Inside, it’s quite cramped, too. Not quite as charmless and alienating as Birmingham New Street. But not far off.

We plonk ourselves down in the business lounge to wait. I get myself a coffee.

Our train is coming from Ottawa and appears to be on time. Which is good. We're sitting in the little compartment thingy again. Which is nice and private. And the business class seats are pretty comfy.

There's a drinks service straight after boarding. I get a gin and tonic again, while the kids have beer.

It's all very green and agricultural outside. With the occasional small town. And lots of trees. A few times we get a view of the mighty St. Lawrence River. Which makes the Rhine look like a little stream.

“Would you kill a seagull, Dad? Alexei asks.

“No. Of course not.” I reply.

“Not even if it stole your chips?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m not a twat.”

“That’s open to question.” Andrew chips in.

“OK. I’m not an animal-abusing twat.”

“I’ve seen you kill mosquitos.” Alexei says.

“Those evil bastards don’t count.” I say.

“That’s a slippery slope, Dad. Who knows which animals ‘won’t count’ next.” Andrew buts in.

“Look, I’m not an animal torturer.”

“Just an animal murderer, for certain species.”

“You’re defending fucking mosquitos, Andrew. The things that eat you alive, given half a chance?”

“That’s not the point.”

“Right. I stand 100% behind my anti-mosquito stance.”

“It’s hard for you to stand up 100%, let alone behind anything.” Alexei says.

“Thanks. That makes me feel so much better.”

“My pleasure.”

My Creole Haddock is OK. Certainly, far better than most KLM meals. And two glasses of red wine help it slip down more easily.

Our hotel isn't very central. It's about a 20-minute ride from Quebec railway station. After checking in, we hang around in my room for a while wondering what to do. Alexei has found a pub with a decent beer selection nearby: Café au Temps Perdu. We head there.

There's a supermarket nearby. But we'll leave that for on the way back. Au Temps Perdu is a lively neighbourhood bar. We sit on the terrace. As the sun sets behind suburban houses. Dead relaxing, is how I would describe it. The air is still and the light golden.

I get a Noctem Catnip IPA, the kids have cider. And some food: beef dumplings, fried calamari and poutine. The poutiine is really good: rich and deeply savoury. It really does seem to be better in Quebec. The gravy is almost like brown sauce, in a very good way

It's a lovely summer evening and customers drift in and out, the crowd becoming noticeably younger as time drifts on. I get an espresso martini for my second drink. What the hell, I'm on holiday. 

A wonderful local bar. I’m so glad Alexei found it. One of the highlights of the trip so far.

“You're going to have to rate all the cities once we're done, Alexei.”

“What?”

“Score them all 1 to 10.”

“Well, you're a minus one.”

“We're not rating each other.”

“Why not, if we're rating cities?”

“You're missing the point.”

“That you don't want to be criticised?”

“Just go fuck yourself.”

“Exactly. That proves my point”

We drop by the supermarket on the way back. Milk, sandwiches, crisps. That sort of thing.
Back in my room we hang around for a while. I turn in around midnight again. Canadian clubbed.


 
Café au Temps Perdu
867 Av. Myrand,
Québec, QC G1V 2V8.
http://www.cafeautempsperdu.com/
 

Montreal again

I rise at 8:30. With a dry nose. That's an improvement. I'm feeling much better. What a relief.

Alexei turns up at 10. As was arranged yesterday.

"Andrew says we can go for breakfast without him." He tells me. And so we do.

Allô mon Coco isn't far. Just around the corner, really. It bills itself as a breakfast restaurant. Really, it's like a posh diner. A licensed one.

Alexei gets himself a mimosa. While I have an espresso martini. I do quite like one of those to wake me up in the morning.

We both get the gourmand breakfast. Which is pretty big and includes two pancakes. Which I don't want. 

“Do you want my pancakes, Lexxie?”

“I suppose so. I’ll see if I’m hungry when I’ve finished my breakfast.”

I'm so generous, letting Alexei have food I don’t like. Father of the year behaviour.

The potato element to the breakfast comes either mashed or cubed. Both me and Alexei go for the latter.

“What type of cheese do you want? Swiss or cheddar?”

They turn out to be fried potato cubes, topped with grated cheese. That’s a new one for me at breakfast.

“We’ve had lots of different types of potato on our breakfasts.” I remark. “Proper hash browns, breakfast potatoes.”

“Poutine.” Alexei chips in. “You made me eat most of it.”

“There was a fuck of a lot of it.”

“It was good.”

“What else? The other type of hash brown and chips. Is that the lot?”

“I think so, Dad.”

It’s a very large breakfast. And Alexei has a chocolate milkshake with his. Along with my pancakes.

“Don’t you think that’s a bit too much for a breakfast. Or any meal, really” I ask.

“It is the continent of over-consumption.” Alexei replies.

“You keep saying that.”

“Because it’s true.”

“Usually when you’re overindulging in something.”

“Fitting in with the local culture.”

“That’s a feeble excuse.”

“Like all of yours.”

“I have reasons, not excuses.”

“Right.”

Our breakfasts come to $91. Which isn't too bad considering we both had a cocktail.

Alexei goes back to his room. About 90 minutes later he and Andrew appear at my door. I have time to look through my recommendations for Montreal and decide on Pit Caribou. Which looks like a nice place. 

It’s a little closer than Dieu du Ciel, in the same direction. We get there a little before 15:00. There are people outside on the terrace, but it's deserted inside. Where we sit.

It’s rather beerhall-like. Less posh and ordered than many of the places we’ve been. There are long, high table, surrounded by stools. Also bench seating and normal-height tables. The small, round tables are decorated with beer-related images: a hop cone, mashing paddles, barley stalks.

I get the Double IPA, while the kids opt for some Lager or other. As they often do. It’s yet another sludge IPA. Which is starting to be a bit irritating.

“What a surprise: you’ve gone for the strongest beer again.” Andrew snipes.

“Fuck off.” Is my witty reply.

“As eloquent as ever, eh, Dad?”

After a couple of beers, we get some bits of food. They don't really do full meals here, just snacks. Which is OK by us. Me and Alexei both get toasties. Something to soak the beer up.

Andrew tries several different beers, as he does. While I stick with IPA, despite its sludgy nature. It's full of alcoholly goodness. Which is the taste I go for.

We spend a few happy hours, pints joyously slipping down our throats. What fun. Then Uber it back to our hotel. Where I reacquaint myself with Canadian Club. And crash out around midnight.
 

Allô mon Coco
70 Rue Sainte-Catherine E,
Montréal, QC H2X 0C7.
https://allomoncoco.com/locations/allo-mon-coco-ste-catherine-e/


Microbrasserie Pit Caribou
951 Rue Rachel E,
Montréal, QC H2J 2J4. 

What is Light Ale?

I take a look at Light Ale, one of the UK's least fashionable beer styles. 

 

Dieu du Ciel

I'm feeling crap. And rise at 8. Gulping down some of my cold medicine.

We're supposed to be going to Tim Horton's for breakfast. But I really don't feel up for it.
The kids drop by my room at around 10. Then head off to Tim Horton's. I feel really shit.

"Get me a roast beef sandwich. Or a breakfast sandwich." I ask them.

“OK.”

The kids are gone for a while. Hopefully the cold medicine will kick in soon. My nose is running like a tap. Most annoying.

The kids return a little before 11. With a breakfast muffin for me. And a pile of stuff for Alexei. Nothing for Andrew. Who has to throw up. Then crawls into one of the beds and falls asleep. He’s not much of a morning person.

The sandwich livens me up a bit. Which is good. Alexei and I watch some TV while Andrew sleeps. This is going to be an exciting day.

Around 13:00 me and Alexei go the convenience store, as we've run out of soft drinks. And beer. We pick up a few other things, too. Like a bottle of pinot noir. I also get a roast beef sandwich from Dagwood, the sandwicherie in the shop. I manage to conduct the whole transaction in French.

Andrew isn't looking much livelier when we return. He's still crashed out in bed.

"What's the plan for today?" I ask Alexei.

“We could go to a brewery.”

“Sounds good to me.” I reply.

“It’s not hard to persuade Dad to go to a brewery.” Andrew declares.

“Nor you.” I retort.

I have a look at the places that have been suggested to me. The name Dieu du Ciel cropped up a couple of times. It's not too far away. That'll do.

We set off about 14:30. We should catch it at a quiet time. The neighbourhood it's in seems pretty lively. Lots of shops, restaurants and bars.

Dieu du Ciel has quite a pubby feel. Reinforced by the presence of two handpulls. And a Cask Marque sign by the entrance. Which is a good sign, if you’ll excuse the pun It's deserted inside and we have our choice of seats.

“Ooh, look!. They've got a cask Mild.”

"You get excited so easily, Dad." Andrew retorts.

“I know. It's wonderful, isn't it?”

“No, not really.”

“You really know how to make me feel good about myself, Andrew.”

“Thanks.”

“I didn’t mean that in a positive way.”

“I know, Dad. I understand irony. Unlike you.” Andrew says. “And don’t tell me to fuck off, like you usually do.”

“Go frig yourself.”

“Very original. You twat.”

“Who’s resorting to profanities now?”

“Just shut up, Dad.”

“I was waiting for that. One - nil for Dad.”

“This isn’t a football match.”

“No, it’s a much more important competition.”

“Fuck off, Dad.”

“That’s two – nil.”

I get a pint of Mild, obviously. It's really rather nice. The kids go for something Lagery. There's a really good variety of beers on offer. Two cask beers (the other is an Ordinary Bitter), two Stouts, Bavarian Helles and Amber, a Hefeweizen and, of course, a couple of IPAs, including a non-sludge one.

We order some food: poutine and fried chicken. The poutine is excellent. The best we've had so far.

I have a London Stout next. It's on nitro but is packed with roast flavours. At 5.6% ABV, it’s like an interwar London Stout. Andrew seems to be working his way through the full beer range. As he does. You can’t accuse him of being unadventurous when it comes to beer.

A middle-aged bloke comes over and comments of Alexei's shirt. He's wearing A Montreal Canadiens jersey that I bought for him the first time I was in Canada, more than a decade ago. The bloke is very surprised that someone from Amsterdam should have the shirt.

After 17:00 it really starts to fill up. This seems like a very popular spot. No surprise there. The beers are all excellent and it’s a really cool place. The best brewpub we’ve been to so far. I can understand why several people recommended it to me.

I switch to Peche Mortel, an Imperial Coffee Stout. It's also dead good. I'm very impressed with the beers here. The kids seem pretty happy, too.

“Going for the strongest beer again, eh, Dad?” Andrew remarks, rather aggressively.

“I just happen to like Imperial Stout.”

“And Barley Wine and Quadrupel.”

“What can I say? I like full-bodied beers.”

“Right. Beers that just happen to be high in alcohol.”

“Exactly.”

“You’re fooling no-one, Dad.”

“Aren’t I?”

“Not even yourself.”

The kids nip to the SAQ just down the road to stock up on booze. They get me a bottle of Canadian Club 1858. Which comes in the weird size of 1.14 litres.

We leave about 19:30. With the kids getting more beer in the nearest little shop.

The rest of the evening is pretty quiet with me sniffling while sipping whisky and watching shite on the TV.

Sleep comes knocking around midnight.


Brasserie Dieu du Ciel
21 Av. Laurier O,
Montréal, QC H2T 2N2. 
http://dieuduciel.com/

 

Let's Brew - 1896 Ny Carlsberg Export Pilsner

In addition to their standard Pilsner, Ny Carlsberg also brewed an export version.

It’s very similar to the domestic version in terms of gravity and hopping rate. Though there is a difference in the recipe. Quite a difference. Ain addition to pilsner malt, there’s also some “farvepilsner” malt, that is “colour-pilsner” malt. I’ve taken that to be something similar to cara-pils.

In addition, there’s something called “bryggemel” or “barley flour”, which I’ve taken to be barley flour, There’s rather a lot of it: 30% of the total. Which is probably why the farvepilsner malt is in there.

The hops are a combination of Saazer Kreis and East Kent. Which I’ve interpreted as Sazz and Goldings.

I’ve reduced the final gravity from 1020º to allow for the fermentation during the lagering period. 

1896 Ny Carlsberg Export Pilsner
pilsner malt	7.25 lb	60.42%
cara-pils malt	1.25 lb	10.42%
barley flour	3.50 lb	29.17%
Saaz 150 mins	0.75 oz
Goldings 60 mins	0.50 oz
Goldings 30 mins	0.50 oz
OG	1051
FG	1015
ABV	4.76
Apparent attenuation	70.59%
IBU	22
SRM	3.5
Mash double decoction
Boil time	150 minutes
pitching temp	41º F
Yeast	Wyeast 2042 Danish lager

Mash in at 35º C (95º F)	5 minutes
Warm whole mash to 52º C (126º F)	20 minutes
Rest whole mash at 52º C (126º F) (protein rest)	15 minutes
Draw off first mash and without a rest bring to the boil	30 minutes
Boil first mash	10 minutes
The rest of the mash remains at 52º C (126º F)	40 minutes
Mash at 70º C (158º F)	25 minutes
Rest whole mash at 70º C (158º F) (saccharification rest)	30 minutes
Draw off second mash and without a rest bring to the boil	15 minutes
Boil second mash	10 minutes
Mash at 76º C (169º F) and mash out	20 minutes

 

 

 

Finally getting some stuff done

After distractions like being in Canada and writing very interprative recollections of my time there. I returned, remarkably quickly, to my day job. Doing this beer history writing thing. I've knocked out a fair few words this week.

With a few distractions, admittedly. Like the last volume of my epic trilogy of being abused by my kids on holiday. Which I'm fucking paying for, incidentally.

Being a good boy while away, I knocked about 75% of the trip reports. 8,000 words. Way more than usually. Hooray. For me. The last volume of my epic trilogy of being abused by my kids on holiday. If the tempation of a free all-you-can-drink holiday is too much for them to resist next year, I may need to start a new volume.

Returning to the "Free!" manuscript, it was depressing to see my original publicaion date was November. 2022. How optimistic was that? I've been wofking on this book for more than four years.

What did I do this week? Complete the chapter Lonson Strong Burton Ale. A couple of thousand words. And some other random bits I filled while scrolling through the manuscript. That's the way I work. I create the structur: headings and subheadings, then just fill them in. Starting with the easy bits. The stuff I know off the top of my head.

Like the introductory text about IPA I wrote yesterday. Which left the manuscript at 188,000 words, 730 pages.The recipes are fairly close to completion. The beer style section, not so much. Hence the Strong Burton Ale stuff.

I really need to the book finished this year. Oh, and release "Shut up, Dad." Which is just about done. Just about. 

Ny Carlsberg's 1905 brewing records

I spent a few hours today trawling through Carlsberg records. From the late 19th- and early 20th-century. As research for my book "Free!", which I like to keep working on.

The earlier ones aren't too bad. As the format is based on William Younger's records. The first book literally is a William Younger's one, from his time as an apprentice in Scotland. The handwriting can be a bit crap and the malts somewhat unclear. I can make enough sense of them to be able to create recipes.

The last book in the old format ends in 1906. From then on, the records look completely different. Starting in May 1905. Meaning the two formats overlap. There's a distinct difference in emphasis between the two record types.

old format, 1932

new format 1905

The older ones, despite their being a column for it, didn't have mashing details. Whereas the new ones have quite a lot of detail about both mashing and boiling. Though not the quantities of all of the ingredients and, most importantly of all, there's no gravity.

These are wort production records. With no mention of anything after the boil. Not even the volume of wort. Which means that records with the information in the old format must have continued to exist.

Just had a quick check. I've a 1930s book which is old format. I hadn't looked at these for a while. Fuck. I missed a whole load of records.

It looks like it could be a cataloguing problem. The two types are both described as "bryghusjournaler" "brew house journals". Even though they're totally different in size and shape. The old are landscape, the new portrait.

In case you're wondering, the catalogue numbers are consecutive:

old 1901-1906 
old 1881-1887
new 1905

Not sure why 1881 to 1887 was out of chronological sequence.

I doubt the more useful format records have been lost. Carlsberg don't throw stuff away. They'll just be catalogued as something else. I wonder if the catalogue is online?

It makes me want to visit Copenhagen again. Who was my contact at the archive? It's such a long time ago. (2015, according to the time stamps of the photos.)
 

Marcin Ostejewsk interview part two

Marcin Ostejewsk and I discuss the Grodziskie competition in Grodzisk and the future of the style.

 

Let's Brew Wednesday - 1899 Barclay Perkins Export Brown Stout

There was also an export version of Brown Stout. How does it differ from the domestic version? 
 
You might expect it to be stronger, but that’s not the case. It has exactly the same gravity of 1076º. Before WW I, export beers weren’t only not always stronger, sometimes they were weaker. Only after the war were they stronger, staying at the old strength, while domestic versions had their gravities greatly reduced.

There are some differences in the grist, too. Crystal malt is missing, and the percentages of the three roasted malts is higher. In total, they make up a bit over 31% of the grist, compared to 25% in the domestic version.

The sugar is different, too. Being No. 2 invert rather than No. 3. Not quite sure why that is. Along with the reduced quantity of sugar, this substitution is why the colour is a bit paler than in the domestic version.

Two types of East Kent were employed, one from 1898 and one from 1899. The hopping rate is quite a bit heavier than in the domestic version: 14.5 lbs per quarter (336 lbs) of malt compared to 9 lbs.

Pretty sure that this would have been aged, probably for at least 12 months. And would have undergone a secondary Brettanomyces fermentation. Which would have considerably reduced the FG.

1899 Barclay Perkins Export Brown Stout
pale malt	9.00 lb	54.96%
brown malt	1.875 lb	11.45%
black malt	1.00 lb	6.11%
amber malt	2.25 lb	13.74%
No. 2 invert sugar	2.25 lb	13.74%
Goldings 150 mins	3.25 oz
Goldings 60 mins	3.25 oz
Goldings 30 mins	3.25 oz
Goldings dry hops	1.00 oz
OG	1076
FG	1023
ABV	7.01
Apparent attenuation	69.74%
IBU	115
SRM	38
Mash at	148º F
After underlet	156º F
Sparge at	170º F
Boil time	180 minutes
pitching temp	59º F
Yeast	Wyeast 1099 Whitbread Ale

Old Montreal

I rise at 8:05 again. I was in bed before midnight, though. I need to get my rest.

I write for about an hour. I've been so diligent, so far.

Dan. I can feel a cold coming on. Exactly what I don't want: being ill on holiday.

Alexei knocks on my door at 10:30. Andrew is getting up, he assures me. I go down to check. Andrew is, indeed, in the process of getting up.

We've decided that Universel Déjeuners et Grillades looks like a good spot for breakfast. It's a bit of a walk, but not too bad.

"It's licensed, so Andrew will be pleased." I say.

“Very funny, Dad.” Andrew responds.

“I thought so.” 

“You always think you’re funny. But you aren’t.”

“That’s a bit harsh.”

“But true.”

The walk is mostly on the level. Thankfully. Montreal is annoyingly hilly. I really can't be doing with hills. Not with my lungs.

We mostly walk along Sainte-Catherine St. West. Parts of which have some rather colourful characters hanging about. I prefer not to know what they’re up to. I hang on tightly to my phone. Wouldn't want to have it nicked.

It's 11:30 when we get there. Which is a good time. A bit late for breakfast, too early for lunch. So it isn't too busy. The internet describes Universel Déjeuners et Grillades as a diner. Though it's rather more upmarket than that label implies. Quite posh, in fact.

We park our arses at a table and peruse the rather long menu. Drinks first. As it's before noon, I get an espresso martini. Andrew goes for an Irish coffee. Alexei gets a chocolate milkshake.

“Do you want to try my Irish coffee, Dad?”

“Fuck me, that’s strong.” I say after taking a sip.

“Good, isn’t it?”

“It’ll definitely wake you up.”

“That’s the idea.”

“Like my espresso martini.”

“That’s just because you’re a pisshead.”

“What’s your excuse, sorry, reason?”

“Like I just said: to wake me up. Your memory has totally gone, hasn’t it?”

I go for a typical egg and bacon affair. Alexei has eggs Benedict. Andrew has a milkshake, as he isn't feeling hungry, but wants to get some calories in. A big milk shake probably is almost as many calories as a breakfast.

My espresso martini is really good. So good, I get a couple more. The breakfast is pretty tasty, too. And large. I feel totally stuffed. The kids have a couple of beers. Some sort of craft Lager.

We walk back to our hotel. Where we chill in my room for a while. Our plan for this afternoon is to take a look at the cathedral. And wander around Old Montreal a bit.

The cathedral is an impressive gothic pile. Unfortunately, partly covered in scaffolding.

Happily, there's an SAQ (offie) directly opposite. Where I pick up a bottle of Canadian Club Rye. And a cheap bottle of wine. Unlike in the LCBO in Ottawa, there's no beer. Andrew has to make do with cider.

Old Montreal is pretty cool. Varying between old stone houses and massive classical public buildings. All rather European in appearance. We have to shelter in a doorway for a while when there's a brief flurry of rain.

Our next destination is 3 Brasseurs. Part of a chain of brewpubs which, I believe, started in France. I've been to one in Lille, for example.

It's rather large. And rather full. We led to seats towards the back. I order an Ambrée, the kids go for some Lagery thing. My beer isn't great, to be honest. I switch to espresso martinis.

“What’s your beer, Dad?” Andrew asks.

“Ambrée.”

“Is that, by any chance, the strongest beer on the menu?”

“It could be.”

“I’ll take that as a yes. You’re so predictable.”

“I call it consistent.”

“I call you a consistent pisshead.”

“Fuck off.”

“Well, that settles the argument.”

“The beer is pretty crap, actually.”

“Serves you right, Dad.”

The kids - even Andrew - are quite hungry and order burgers. I just have a fried squid starter. A combination of that monster breakfast and my cold have mostly killed my appetite.

“Can you find where there's a chemist nearby. I need some cold medicine.”

“OK, Dad.”

Andrew manages to find one on the way back to the hotel. Which is where we head after a couple more rounds. Arriving shortly before it closes. It’s a bit tricky to find, located inside a hospital. Someone has to open the exterior door to let us into the building.

The medicine perks me up a little. We watch some random shit on the TV. Including baseball with a French commentary. Which is novel. It’s the Blue Jays, of course. They’re the only Canadian team. And they’re losing again. Of course.

"Don't drink all of the whisky, Andrew. I'll need some of it for breakfast." I warn. To no avail.

“Fuck off.”

“How am I supposed to wake up without a whisky eye-opener?” I beseech.

“Try not being an alcoholic.” Andrew replies.

“OK. I’ll try.”

“Really?”

“I didn’t say how hard I’d try.”

“Right.”

“Not very hard. Hardly at all, really.”

“Very amusing. You at your wittiest. That is, not funny at all.”

Despite Andrew’s taunts, sleep doesn't play the stranger, ignoring my cold.

 
Universel Déjeuners et Grillades
359 Sainte-Catherine St. West,
Montreal, Quebec H3B 1A4.
http://stecatherine.resto-universel.com/


3 Brasseurs Saint-Paul
105 Rue Saint-Paul E,
Montréal, QC H2Y 1G7.
https://www.les3brasseurs.ca/fr/trouver-un-3-brasseurs/saint-paul/