Shut up about Barclay Perkins

I get up on time. I’m supposed to be seeing Andrew at 8:30. Just need to brush my teeth, ram a few things into my bags and I’m ready to go. ...

I hear my phone beep as I’m lying in bed. That can only mean one thing: a message from Andrew. As I’m feeling nice and comfy, I don’t bother...

Andrew calls at 9:30. We head off to the combini. And then on further. Through the Kuromon market a bit and on to Dotonbori Street. It'...

I rise at 8. To watch Match of the day 2. So depressing, as the fascist Arses win. The jammy twats. Totally undeservedly. Then again, I alwa...

To buy my latest book. So far the sales number just one. The proof copy I bought. Bit irritating after after paying Alexei 20 euros to per...

The proof copy of my latest book, "Can we stay longer?" I must say that it's looking dead cool. And it's in colour. One ...

After a couple of hours struggling with fucking pdf files, I've finally managed to get my nrew book into Lulu. What a total pain in the ...

Check out time is an early 10 AM, but that's about when we need to leave, anyway. I've arranged with the kids to rendezvous at 9:30....

Our last full day. The plan is to visit the Mikasa. Which is about an hour away by commuter train. We walk to the station, which leaves us...

The typhoon has spared us. A few kilometres to the right and we’d have been royally fucked. The trains are running a normal service today....

It's Andrew's birthday. Slightly odd having it fall while we’re in Japan. The typhoon is a bit worrying as they're warning of ...