"I say lots of things. You can't expect me to remember them all."
"You said you'd earn more money from your beer shit."
"Er . . .""Several times."
"It's not that easy, Dolores."
"I know, you have to actually do something."
"OK, I promise. Soon."
"Now."
"Just let me . . ."
"Now."
"I just . . ."
"Now."
Right. I'm looking for a commercial partnership with a brewery in the USA to brew a series of historic beers.
To make this absolutely clear, by "commercial partnership" I mean: "I expect to be paid".
Email me if you're interested. Remembering to mention exactly how much cash you're willing to part with.
"Is this OK, Dolores? I've made it clear I expect to be paid."
"It's a start. But no-one has offered you any money yet."
Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteThat's a nice original pitch Ron.
Can I make a suggestion for one of those historic beers - a really nutty bottled brown ale at about 7%.
I think the American craft beer scene is crying out for watery WWI bitter.
ReplyDeleteMark,
ReplyDeleteme too. It's a gap in the markey someone clever will fill.
Advertise "Free cloth cap included with every case" ;)
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