I've knocked 15% off Strong!, Bitter! and Mild!Plus. And a massive 20% Off Porter!
This is you chance to get these unmissable books for a paltry sum.
Alexei doesn't need vodka money any more. He's switched to gin. So he needs tomic as well.
"When can we go to the off licence, dad?" he says.
"Sorry Lexie, those nasty people on the internet haven't bought enough books. You'll have to drink meths this week. Put in enough tonic and you'll barely notice the difference."
Always remember watching the meths drinkers in the old documentary The London Nobody knows. White cider seems to be a hell of a lot better than that stuff
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