Double figures already!*I'm delighted with sales so far, qua collectable value. And the five copies I've bought and inscribed:
"This is the personal copy of the author."
Or was that ten?
Tea is almost ready. I need to sign out.
It's a weird book, none of my usual dazzling wit and repartee**. Just photos - of varying legibility - of brewing logs.
Here's a crazy bonus - the first to ask me to sign a copy of Yule Logs!!*** will get an exclusive Barclay Perkins mug - for free!!.
Buy my weirdly pointless book! I'll get back to you later with a reason why.
* Remember I work in binary.
** F_ck off, you red-nosed c_nt.
*** In person, with a copy of the book for me to sign.
Will you sign my copy of Yule Logs? I'd have to come up with a proper way of displaying it and not just have it with my Beer Advocate back issues.
ReplyDeleteMichael,
ReplyDeleteof course. For only the smallest of fees. I haven't signed one yet. A suitable amount could dissuade me from further signings. If you know what I mean.