Lexie's special Chriatmas breakfast is a family tradition. Bacon and egss and vodka. We're responsible parents. Christmas Day is the only time we let Lexie drink vodka before noon.
"How's your breakfast Lexie?"
"Shut up dad, I'm trying to enjoy my vodka."
"Is it full of vodkaey goodness?"
"Daad."
"Does the alcholey booziness of the vodka complement the greasy smokiness of the bacon?"
"Can you just shut up dad, you're killing my buzz."
"I'll take that as a yes."
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